squad moins 

When one or more members of a friendship group hook up with a female or male at a party within a few hours of each other.

Connor: I'm so glad we got squad moins last night Hayden.
Hayden: Me too pal, our bond has grown far stronger now

squad moins by Big Cummings December 13, 2015

Monk's Wool 

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.

Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!

Monk's Wool by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Golden monk 

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.

'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.

Golden monk by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007

Mini Monk 

An annoying little shit

Omg you are such a Mini Monk :o

Mini Monk by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL February 28, 2009

Monk moment 

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.

Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.

Monk moment by Scoobyduder March 14, 2006

Go Monk 

to go absolutely pro, do something with extreme skill.

"Dude she's way out of your league."
"Well I'll just have to go monk!!

Go Monk by Tkirvs September 6, 2010

le monk de tempal 

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)

Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"

le monk de tempal by life=pain July 12, 2021