Making Trees

Yacht(sailboat) racing term referring to the visual speed indicator of looking at a competitors sail edges and the trees on the land behind. If trees are appearing in front of the other vessel, then you are going faster. If the trees are appearing behind the other vessel, then it is going faster.
Related term: A Real Tree Maker - meaning a fast boat.

Making Trees/Tree Maker: Hey, I just spent three days fairing the boats hull. It's going to be a Real Tree Maker now.

by DougBigg August 31, 2010

Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.

‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

by Alstorp July 3, 2014

Hat Making

The art of making hat-tricks. This term is most commonly used when a player gets three kills in a row, and in others words "Makes a Hat." This profession is only for professionals, and therefore should not even be spoken about by inferior people (Hat Buyers).

There are two types of people in the world: Hat Makers and Hat Buyers. Which type of person you are is determined at the time of your birth. When you are born, you are either wearing a hat or the doctor gives you a hat. If you are born with a hat then you are destined to be a Hat Maker... However, if the doctor gives you a hat then you are destined to become a hat buyer, which ensures your failure throughout life.

Ex1.: "Yo Brandon how's the business?"
"Pretty mulge, been makin' hats all night on these kids."

Ex2.: "Hey dude are you any good at that game?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? Did you see how much Hat Making went on that game because of me?"

by Legit Hat Maker December 6, 2009

Making war or sausage

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!

Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!

by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016