Milbank

Someone who ignores his friends to play pokemon while eating cereal for dinner!

Hey, is Alex coming out tonight?
No, the bastard is pulling a Milbank

by AcesR2s November 7, 2010

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MLIB

The chillest website ever
My Life Is Bro

Mason: Whats the sickest website ever?
Nik: MLIB
Luke: Thats what i was about to say
(all fist bump)

by a person who pops ginos December 22, 2010

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An acronym for "My Life is Average".

A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.

Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.

Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.

Today at school, my friend went into one of the large storage cupboards. When he came out a few minutes later, I asked, "How was Narnia?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Hogwarts was better." MLIA.

by Shit, Son January 6, 2010

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MLINA

My Life Is Not Average

Today my boyfriend said he was straight, its not okay because I'm gay. MLINA

by rooz90 May 31, 2009

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mlia

An acronym for the website, My Life Is Average. MLIA posts are written about dailey life in the Kingdom od Average ruled over by the incredibly fair, kind wizard, Harry Potter. It is located next to Narnia, a country the people of Average have exceptionally good relations. They have such good relations with Narnia that they helped Narnia in the battle of Narnia, resulting in citizens of Average often randomly yeslling out, "For Narnia!" It is a known fact that MLIAers despise those from the kingdom of Twilight which is ruled over by the evil, corrupt king Justin Bieber and his queen Rebecca Black. So on the site MLIA, rude but exceptionally truthful remarks can often be found about Twilight and it's rulers. A fact to be noted about the citizens is that most are really secretly ninjas, so it is not wise to insult one. The kingdom of Blank and its website DBPB is among divided opinion among the populace. Overall, Average is a truthful, jolly, and wonderful place to visit as can be seen on the website. Though, unfortunately, enemy spies occasionally sneak onto the sight and post dreadful and untrue stories. Fortunately, that is a rare occurance and the Kingdom of Average remains a wonderful place to visit.

Today while visiting my grandfather in a nursing home, I saw an elderly man drinking from a pepper shaker. MLIA

Today, I was outside walking my dog. I saw a guy walking up the street. He was very muscular guy and he was wearing a short, sparkly dress. His friends were walking behind him taking pictures.I asked him why he had on a dress and he said that he lost a bet. I took a picture with him. MLIA

by maskofevil October 27, 2011

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Mlia Syndrome

When a troubled youth who constantly reads mlia stories starts day dreaming and fantasizing about ninjas and pirates, and running around their school in costume of some mythical creature.

Person1: You know that loser jordan whose in love with mlia?

Person2: yea hes infatuated with it, all he does is talk about ninjas.

Person1: Yeah hes got a real bad case of Mlia syndrome.

by mliabutfyl December 9, 2009

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