missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

by shane2012 November 8, 2009

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015

missedkenamine

Instagram artist, a very pog artist !!!!

i respect my friend named missedkenamine

by Maddison10101 July 15, 2021

missed call

(n)
reminder or mobile phone call that acts as a reminder.

The intention of the caller is to remind the receiver of some particular event or task. Generally, the receiver would have made the request for a 'missed call'.

This term originated in India after the mobile boom. The caller identification is a default feature in most of the mobile phones; hence this peculiar use.

Oh! Geeta just gave me a missed call; I was supposed to ring cable operator.

by manju January 27, 2005

Misleading and Bisexual

A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)

It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.

Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.

by Wow I can't even use my name! February 27, 2010

Milled

What happens to your bones when you’re having sex with a fat person; derived from the process of grain being milled into flour

That lass last night proper milled my pelvis; I can’t walk at all

by Ykxy April 25, 2020