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miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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Miserable Dan

The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!

Their miserable Dan's

Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.

Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
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miserable old sod

by anonymous October 8, 2021
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Miserable Failure

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
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Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
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a miserable little pile of secrets

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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co-miserable

When two people act miserable together.

Differs from commiserating. Commiserating is when people make themselves feel better by complaining together about a current bad situation.
New Dude-"What is up with those two?"
Bro-"Nuttin'. They always been together and hatin' on everything. They are just co-miserable".
by joesk84ever June 30, 2009
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