MILF

1.)Mother I'd Like To Fuck
2.)Moose I'd Like To Forget; aka: The last girl that I fucked

1.)In my opinion, my mom is a MILF
2.)That girl that I shagged while I was drunk is a MILF

by Frankendick May 24, 2005

MILF

A mother I'd like to F***

Did you see Gary's Mom?
Yeah, She's a MILF!

by X-Loveless_Demon-X December 16, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..

Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"

by loser1563 February 21, 2009

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Hot, sexually attractive woman in her 30s or 40s. Lusted after by horny teenage boys, who coined the term. The MILF may or may not give herself up to the horny friends of her teenage son.

Kid #1-Dude, I fucked that big-titted blonde MILF Donna! She is a total freak in bed, dude!
Kid #2-Dude, that's my mom.

by slutlover123 February 19, 2009

MILF

Prnc. Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Generally used when someone has a hot mum.
Can be changed to: Dilf (Dad), Silf (sister), Jilf (Any one whose name starts with 'J')

"Wow, she's a Milf!"

by Robert-M June 29, 2006

MILF

A commonly-used internet acronym/slang that stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fly". This is an inspirational acronym commonly compared to "Dream Big"

Son: MILF
Mother: Sure honey!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

She is one hot MILF

by PurrKrystal May 10, 2009