Madbassist

Some one compleatly crazy when he gets a bass in his hands

Geeze corey is one madbassist

by Coza_13 June 10, 2007

Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.

"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."

by Nivlong July 27, 2013

Midas Fuck

Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.

“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something”
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause”
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”

by Crazy Ivan June 15, 2005

King Midas

When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"

My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.

by mr slaughter June 6, 2010

Midas

The most popular tier 100 skin in Season 2 Chapter 2 battle pass and the most handsome and cutest boy in Fortnite

Taken by TNTina

Omg omg look at him. His name is Midas and he looks so cute and handsome. Protect him *does T-Pose with full of hearts*

by MidasFN May 29, 2020

king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard

There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"

by Tara and Rachel May 24, 2008