Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

mantonelli

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

by drewcus September 22, 2012

dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.

Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011

mengontol

An Indonesian curse word to use when someone doxxes you online

David: *sends Blix’s home address to an online groupchat*
Blix: Mengontol

by anak meme February 27, 2021

Faith Melton

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.

person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!

by fr0gp3rson February 19, 2015

Menno

Menno usually describes a guy who is very sweet. He often has blonde hair and blue eyes and is VERY tall. Menno's are excellent at maths and are very smart in general. They also have excellent taste in girls and are very sexy. They tend to have a lot of swag and are always fun to be around.

Girl 1: Wowww, who's that sexy tall guy?

Girl 2: Oh, he's definitely a Menno.

Girl 3: It's too bad he has a girlfriend...

by HELMO-FTW October 16, 2011

mendoucheous

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

by Anglave February 28, 2009