mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

Melled

To be blocked after your friends all agree in private that youre weird.

"what if ill get melled" someone could say when fearing they'll be left by their friends

by absolutegoat September 25, 2025

Melle

Best there is. Will steal your girl and will be a billionaire. He is always a step ahead of everyone

“Melle is the best”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Melling

Good bloke, funny, likes a curry, Presidential material, oh and a well endowed...

What a Melling, he'll be the 1958 Society President one day.

by Jotham1976 July 4, 2017

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

Melling

Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.

I was Melling my wife last night!

by My definitions are correct October 24, 2017