Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

material gorl

a fucking great song

hey john MATERIAL GORL

by Skythesimp December 31, 2021

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022

material wealth

goods and services that we can see and touch that make our lives better.

examples of material wealth: refridgerators, haircuts, ect.

by Naomiaboghead January 15, 2009

Material girl

It's a term for sassy and bad bitchest people.

Get it from my mammy, Balmain, bustdown
(Tre Trax I think we got one)
(It's Trax season, bruh)
(Who that? Trell?)
I want Chanel 9 boots
All these niggas steady jockin'
'Cause they know I'm the truth
(Material girl) And I get it from my mammy
Balmain, bustdowns, these hoes can't stand me
"Material girl" Currently working on a Grammy
Meanwhile, pussy poppin' with ya man in Miami
(Material girl) Chanels and pearls
That's the trick that it takes to keep the girls

by Oussymonster January 6, 2022

Material Girl

A material girl is a girl that is materialistic. (I'm pretty sure she'll get plastic surgery in the future 😌✨) She's also known as alley girl, Essex girl, and popular clique. Plus, she spends a lot of her money on fashionable and luxurious things. And by spending a lot, I mean a LOT!

"You're such a material girl!"
"No, I'm not!" *buys a $500 blouse*

- Me and my friend today :P

by Big_Fat_B1tch09 March 25, 2022