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mastabeta

The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay
Mastabeta r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs!
by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004
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anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit
hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"
by z man March 10, 2005
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mastacating

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
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Mastabeta

Ranging in the deepest recess of the intersnatch. Possibly the most elusive forum know to the internet/tech geek. The place know as Mastabeta is not listed in many search engines.

An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.

Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.

The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.
the first rule of Mastabeta is you dont talk about Mastabeta.
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mastacharge

Colloquial name for the Mastercharge credit card. Mastercharge was the predecessor of Master Card. Mastercharge was the title of a song by blues legend Albert Collins.
Go ahead and put it on my Mastacharge.
by hojosapien October 16, 2006
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mastani

A beautiful princess
Her love is a myth and she brights more than a star
Her love lies in flowers

And her beauty in her heart

You can trust her
A perfect leader
She is brave and she believes in true love

She is not afraid to live

Everybody who sees her loves her forever

She has pretty hair and you get lost if you look her in the eyes
Mastani is a queen
by Lovelyselenapi January 3, 2017
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mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts
where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room
by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009
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