mastani 

A beautiful princess
Her love is a myth and she brights more than a star
Her love lies in flowers

And her beauty in her heart

You can trust her
A perfect leader
She is brave and she believes in true love

She is not afraid to live

Everybody who sees her loves her forever

She has pretty hair and you get lost if you look her in the eyes

Mastani is a queen

mastani by Lovelyselenapi January 3, 2017

mastonism 

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

mastonism by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Mastan 

A Mastan is a very sexy and intelligent man. He will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. He is also very kind and compassionate. He tends to be very empathetic, so don't show him sad videos. A Mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. If you are lucky enough to know a Mastan, then keep him around. He is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.

Hey, does your friend group's Mastan like Newts?

Mastan by TsupBro December 21, 2017

mastan 

Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.

I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!

mastan by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017

mastasia 

Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.

I like big boobies, but mastasia is way way too much!

mastasia by MCJeffree February 20, 2007

mastapiece 

much greater than a masterpiece

The Mona Lisa is a masterpiece
The Internet is a mastapiece

mastapiece by HybridPlayz April 18, 2018