masculantics

Men building impermanent wooden structures whilst drinking beer.

"We are gonna build stadium seating in my living room for the Superbowl tonight. You coming?"

"Yeah, I'm down for some masculantics. I'll bring the MGD."

by Burrgerr May 30, 2006

mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010

Masculadiophobia

Fear of masculine women.

When you see a hot guy on the street and find out he is a woman, you run, because you have masculadiophobia.

by EricTheGirl August 6, 2010

Musculent

A mix of muscle and masculine, meaning a male with high testosterone and large muscles

You se that guy, he musculent as hell

by Jimmy Jordan Mc cool April 4, 2020

De-Masculined

To have ones nuts, squeezed in a vice grip or similar object by someone of the opposite sex, or to have your damn nails painted by a 12 year old bully sister.

During foreplay, the skank De-masculined me.
OR
Son, why did you let your sister De-masculine you?

by Bully Sista & Outie Is Intact September 13, 2011

masculinate

To make something more masculine.

Adding bacon to this delicate appetizer will masculinate it so I won't look too girly bringing it to Steve's Super Bowl party.

by Anna Banana 385 January 27, 2015

Toxic masculinity

is when you think you have to stand up to pee in order to somehow prove to yourself that you're a real man. A real man, however, stands up to pee because he choses to, not because somebody's idea of masculinity says he should. Likewise, he can damn well chose to sit down to piss if he so desires.

Masculinity is awesome. It is when it becomes forced that it becomes toxic masculinity, and it helps nobody.

by Immaturkey January 16, 2019