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Fanspreading

When a woman takes up more room than is strictly necessary on public transport.
"Excuse me madam, would you mind not fanspreading, it makes me feel uncomfortable"
by Lucas Lucas October 26, 2015
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Momspreading

Can be seen in any public space, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. Very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.
I would really like to sit down, but that bitch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.
by Butch March 15, 2015
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Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
by Trashist January 12, 2017
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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
by Jocoque May 26, 2017
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manstreaming

like manspreading, but with one's music on the speakers far too loud and ultimately loud enough for everyone in the vicinity to hear even if they don't want to
Chae, Ikaia, Hetrick, and Ian were manstreaming Big Bootie outside today while playing beer die.
by princetongurl818 March 2, 2020
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macspreading

Spreading and/or showing off your 15" MacBook Pro all over the coffee table
That guy in a turtleneck was totally macspreading his newest MacBook at Starbucks this morning.
by nilsibøii90 September 27, 2017
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