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Jugular Manslaughter

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.
Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.
by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008
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penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.
While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.
by llamallamma March 23, 2007
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Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?
by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022
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Testicular Manslaughter

Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.
Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.

Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
by Kannon Kadaver February 25, 2010
mugGet the Testicular Manslaughtermug.

non-vehicular manslaughter

when a female is giving a male a blowjob and uses to much teeth
"i got some dome last night dude"
"non-vehicular manslaughter?"
"ya, don't want to talk about it"
by BIGsully53 October 29, 2008
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Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.
by xGLAZx December 19, 2018
mugGet the Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughtermug.

Sprihincular Manslaughter

The crime of running over a sprinkler.
Person 1: I just ran through some sprinklers to cool down it was so fun
Person 2: What the actual fuck dude that’s sprihincular manslaughter they’ll never see their families again
by Johnny Mc Biscuit June 2, 2023
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