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When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.
Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.
by Agressively smoft March 09, 2008
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