by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021
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Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
by Doses of Happiness June 30, 2019
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I would say probably the worst kind of depression out. Being lost, empty, weak, energy deprived ALL the time. Like your there. Just not totally there. Almost like your body is separate from your conscious, which is somewhere else, dark cold and alone. While your body is out in the moment of life trying to smile and not let people realize how lifeless you really are.
I have major depression
by mileslikesmemes January 6, 2018
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Get the Major Theorem mug.A well-sorted, wise and helpful friend. Hip without being a hipster. An admired person.
This is exemplified in the Steely Dan song, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"
This is exemplified in the Steely Dan song, "Any Major Dude Will Tell You"
by lubertdas June 16, 2020
Get the major dude mug.Term used in connection with any of the five record companies that dominate the music industry.
Sony, Universal, BMG, EMI and Warner (and their innumerable subsidiaries) account for over 90% of the music sold in the United States and up to 80% globally. The majors are typically characterised as greedy, cynical, bandwagon-jumping and litigious (see also RIAA).
Not all artists signing to major labels suck, but the majority do fall into one of two categories:
(1) those plucked from obscurity, who are given some songs, handed over to a stylist and aggressively marketed
(2) those with previous careers and original material, who agree to remove all traces of innovation from their music, are rejected by their old fans as sellouts and are aggressively marketed.
Regardless of their popularity, most will be financially crippled by the label's dubious accounting and will be dropped the moment sales start to falter.
Sony, Universal, BMG, EMI and Warner (and their innumerable subsidiaries) account for over 90% of the music sold in the United States and up to 80% globally. The majors are typically characterised as greedy, cynical, bandwagon-jumping and litigious (see also RIAA).
Not all artists signing to major labels suck, but the majority do fall into one of two categories:
(1) those plucked from obscurity, who are given some songs, handed over to a stylist and aggressively marketed
(2) those with previous careers and original material, who agree to remove all traces of innovation from their music, are rejected by their old fans as sellouts and are aggressively marketed.
Regardless of their popularity, most will be financially crippled by the label's dubious accounting and will be dropped the moment sales start to falter.
by dullthud July 17, 2003
Get the major label mug.Major Ball Trippage (MBT) - a phrase typically applicable to something that is psychologically abnormal and confusing yet engrossing at the same time.
Inception, known for its fantastic cast, breathtaking special effects and major ball trippage, has the tendency to polarize the opinions of viewers: some will love it, others will hate it.
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
by IndigoPhoenix21 September 28, 2012
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