majesty's royal air force

A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"

Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!

by Andrew Block January 2, 2008

Purple Mountain Majesty

Majestic Blowjob

guy:what do you wanna do
girl:i want to give you a purple mountain majesty
guy:whats that
girl:the best blowjob you'll ever get

by tyreesha caldwell October 18, 2008

HIM (His-Infernal-majesty)

A particularly terrible band of Finlandish origin, the inspiration of whom is possibly derived from pussy type emo cry-whinge bands with material consisting mostly of songs regarding the incomprehensible sorrow felt by that particular individual as a consequence of their girlfriend of three days dumping them/ a slight twinge in the humerous/ the loss of a favourite sock. This particular genre of music is normally favoured by the younger generation of student-types who frequently describe themselve's as 'alternative' and cannot yet smoke correctly.

Look at Luke moshing to The Spice Girls, he quite clearly listens to HIM. Loser.

by Adam Thompson July 6, 2005

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.

Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.

by Ultra G March 9, 2022

Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.

song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F

by magneticpoo September 14, 2024

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

by suicidel December 4, 2024