M.W.D.

Masturbating while driving.

John: Peter was pulled over the other day for a M.W.D.
William: What a fag...

by ToothFaireee January 24, 2010

w.u.g.w.m?

w.u.g.w.m stands for will you go with me?

a popular abbreviation in the armagh area(northern ireland)

'going with someone' is also known as a court or making out as the yanks across the pond put it:)

at glenavon discotech,

patrick:will you go with my friend?(points at friend)

karen: yeahh:D:D

reversed;

patrick:w.u.g.w.m?(looks at karen expectedly)

karen: eh noo thanks, walks away scundered.

by armaghlakalakalaka:P June 1, 2009

F.M.W.T.

Short for "Fat Man With Titties"

"Is that an F.M.W.T. at the bar"
"Let me get a closer look" Comes back "Yeah, you were right."

by Malcom is the Man! January 26, 2006

B.M.W.

BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

dude Ricardo mom is a total B.M.W.

by skeezefucker69 June 17, 2009

A.M.W

Asian Mans Whore

A: she’s a total Asian Mans Whore

B: yes! a total A.M.W!

by SucPP January 3, 2020

T-M-W

Shorthand for "Too Much Work". Used to describe situations or happenings that are just too much work to bother doing or participating. Also goes by TMW, or tee em dubs.

Nick: "Hey bro, did you do the chemistry homework?"
Dakotah: "Nah man, it seemed like too much work when I looked at it on the way to school today. I'll just take the zero."
Nick: "Dude it isn't even Tee Em Dubs, just do it now before she walks around to check it!"
Dakotah: "T-M-W."

by dakotahchore July 16, 2010

b.m.w.

Beautiful Mexican Woman.
Big Mexican Woman
the car

by B.M.W. June 28, 2002