M&S Wank

A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)
J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now
by Calvin J Klein July 26, 2007
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P M S

A triangle strong enough not to break even when you've seemed to hit rock bottom & mess up. A group of friends that will never leave your side & always love you no matter what.
No girl, I will love you always, were P M S.
by Mama Bragz June 28, 2009
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G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S

G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S Means go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Meiyar tends to use that keyword alot since he has 10 girlfriends
Man: G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S Bitch.
Woman: yes daddy what toppings?
Man: IDGAF HOE JUST G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S
by Tnqsi August 14, 2021
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Olivia M S

HAVE YOU SEEN OLIVIA M S SHE IS STINKY AF BO
by Xbox Cuhxz November 26, 2019
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N E M E S I S

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!
by Jadler September 04, 2007
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j/m/s

You: Aren't you coming 2 the happenin partay 2nite?
Me: duuu..y do u ask??
You: j/m/s
by the one and onlay July 04, 2003
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by worldgoesround June 09, 2010
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