Lynden is a wise old soul and has a big 7 inch cock, the size of his forearm, he gets all the hoes and bangs his friends mom,
Isiah’s mom: Lynden’s cock is so huge I had to stay in bed all day,
Romans mom: he only had to go halfway in for me to beg him to stop
Romans mom: he only had to go halfway in for me to beg him to stop
by Big fore arm cock April 5, 2020
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by ShadowMoon November 26, 2011
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by Pseudo-R November 27, 2011
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Lynleys are great dancers and sexually charged women who lead men on and become evasive towards the end of a date.
When Lynleys are not out dancing they are usually found on facebook staring aimlessly at their computer screen.
Lynleys are great dancers and sexually charged women who lead men on and become evasive towards the end of a date.
When Lynleys are not out dancing they are usually found on facebook staring aimlessly at their computer screen.
Where's Lynley? She's probably on facebook or pole dancing. It depends what time it is.
What did you think of Natalie last night? Her name's Lynley.
What did you think of Natalie last night? Her name's Lynley.
by tantola February 4, 2010
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Women dominant men to the extreme.
System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays
Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Women dominant men to the extreme.
System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays
Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"
Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"
Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
by Lyndybindyboo January 11, 2009
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She's so Lyndy
by Luckylegs February 5, 2010
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