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Chain Letter

A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:

Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!

Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.
Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"
by Mbleh July 7, 2008
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red letter

"Every turn a surprise. Every moment red letter" (From the song "A Whole New World" Aladdin)
by Lily Evans Potter March 31, 2007
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letterbomb

A song by Green Day, appearing on their 7th album, American Idiot.
It is a song about Whatsername sending a letter to Jesus of Suburbia, or St.Jimmy, and telling him how he isn't saving the city (City og the Damned). Whatsername also states in the letter that she is going to leave him and the city behind.
The lyrics of American Idiot are written in a diary form; diary of Jesus of Suburbia's. But for this song, the lyrics are written in Whatsername's writting, but not entirely.
Me: hey, have you heard letterbomb yet?
teenie: wtf? oh that....no. whats the point? i only listen to american idiot, holiday, blvd of broken dreams and wake me up when september ends!
me: and you call yourself a green day fan?
teenie: yeah!
me: you're nothing but a posuer
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 29, 2008
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Lutheran bikini

This is a swim suit consisting of full boys' shorts for a bottom and a sports bra top, designed to be minimally revealing and therefore not likely to trouble the pastor. Usually worn by the timid and the pious.
Heather went swimming in the creek while wearing a Lutheran bikini, and was roundly hooted for doing so.
by banana oil August 15, 2007
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Martin Luther King Boulevard

If you are white, your are on the wrong road.
The comedian Chris Rock famously advised, 'If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is ‘Run!’
by Woogy March 31, 2008
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remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

Hmm? Did you really type this? Did you see the tiktok trend? Where you remove the first letter and the last letter of your name? SMH
Person: Have you ever removed the first letter and the last letter out of you name than write it in urban dictionary?
Me: no-
Me: searches remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name
by MaybeAFurry May 21, 2021
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PC Load Letter

What the fuck does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
by Kanpai August 2, 2004
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