lurper

A person (usually high on meth) who rummages through your belongings and steals some random, insignificant object like nail clippers or a pocketknife. Lurpers won't steal your stereo or television. They'll take your razor or cologne.

I told her not to bring that little lurper over here. Last time she took my pocketknife and all the q-tips!

by livesanuk April 22, 2008

lurgy lounge

A handful of contract workers who are so ass cheap, they refuse to miss a day's pay and come into work and bring in their cootie bug germies and infect everyone.

Thank god its the last day of working in the Lurgy Lounge for a few weeks.

Tired of listening to the sporking, hucking and borking of the guys in the Lurgy Lounge

by Miss Canuckie December 23, 2009

Larpy

Pertaining to, or reminiscent of, Live Action Role Play.

That outfit is super larpy, you could totally be a Viking right now.

by TheDolphinTest November 14, 2016

lurped

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.

Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.

by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009

Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. June 9, 2016