lunchmeat

a term of endearment.
can also be said in spanish (el carne de almuerzo).

"I love you my dear lunchmeat"
"as i do you"

by mrs_warhol June 29, 2004

lunchmeat

a type of man (meat) that you would never try.

Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."

by Brittany319 September 18, 2006

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.

Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.

by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013

sniffing lunchmeat

pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell.

i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

by chiminy December 23, 2008