Definitions by chiminy

coolerometer 

a more Brobdingnagian way of saying fridge or air conditioning

when it gets hot in the summer, most people run the coolerometer at some point.

coolerometer by chiminy September 5, 2012

sniffing lunchmeat 

pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell.

i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

sniffing lunchmeat by chiminy December 23, 2008