chiminy's definitions

sniffing lunchmeat

pertaining to when a person smells a package of cold cuts (or leftovers) to ascertain whether it has gone bad, and when finding that it has indeed gone bad, continuing to smell it, resulting in vomiting from the smell.

i can hear dad sniffing lunchmeat from my room. he obviously does not mind puking afterwards.

by chiminy December 23, 2008

coolerometer

a more Brobdingnagian way of saying fridge or air conditioning

when it gets hot in the summer, most people run the coolerometer at some point.

by chiminy September 5, 2012