Lunch.
To Masturbate Aka have sex with oneself.
This way if you have an instant messaging program you can keep people from talking to you by putting your Status to "Out to lunch" While Masturbating.
It is also a good way to talk about Masturbation in public area's without anyone having any idea of what you are actualy talking about.
It is also very amusing because Lunch is very Similiar to Masturbation. You must clean up after Lunch and you can buy Lunch or you can eat Lunch.
And you can ask people If they have lunch everyday and then laugh at them when they say yes. Because they have no idea what you just said and they think WTF
To Masturbate Aka have sex with oneself.
This way if you have an instant messaging program you can keep people from talking to you by putting your Status to "Out to lunch" While Masturbating.
It is also a good way to talk about Masturbation in public area's without anyone having any idea of what you are actualy talking about.
It is also very amusing because Lunch is very Similiar to Masturbation. You must clean up after Lunch and you can buy Lunch or you can eat Lunch.
And you can ask people If they have lunch everyday and then laugh at them when they say yes. Because they have no idea what you just said and they think WTF
Bob: Hey, ted do you have lunch at work?
Ted: Yeah...Doesnt Everybody.
Bob: ewwwwww no not me! Thats just wrong...
ted: wtf!!!!!!
Ted: Yeah...Doesnt Everybody.
Bob: ewwwwww no not me! Thats just wrong...
ted: wtf!!!!!!
by The Lunch Maker May 7, 2008
Get the lunch mug.If one is lunch, one doesnt possess qualities of a lad, they are feminine and not up for a laugh. to say one is not lunch is a great compliment
by lord mortimer August 15, 2009
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When someone is acting stupid or having fun... usually as a result of being high... can also be called a "lunchbox"
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
Get the Lunch mug.Verb, as in "to lunch out". Transitive: to neglect, lose, forget about or fail to do. Intransitive: to be neglectful, lazy, forgetful, probably due to being stoned or drunk. See also noun, "lunchout".
Transitive: "I totally lunched out my dentist's appointment/girlfriend/fags".
Intransitive: "He spent the day lunching out on the sofa."
Intransitive: "He spent the day lunching out on the sofa."
by Ruby2Good October 29, 2002
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Dude, stop lunchin, it's gonna be cool.
*uninhibited giggling nonstop*
Hahaha, you're totally lunching.
"Maybe we should try to write this report in pizza sauce!"
Yeah, no, dude, stop lunchin out and get to work.
Dude, stop lunchin, it's gonna be cool.
*uninhibited giggling nonstop*
Hahaha, you're totally lunching.
"Maybe we should try to write this report in pizza sauce!"
Yeah, no, dude, stop lunchin out and get to work.
by HouzeHead March 3, 2007
Get the lunch mug.A phrase originating in the Washington Metropolitan area (DC) meaning to:
1) Freak out
2) Be sporadic
3) Be generally incoherent
Originally used by pot smokers of the DC area in order to mark someone who matched one or more of the above definitions.
1) Freak out
2) Be sporadic
3) Be generally incoherent
Originally used by pot smokers of the DC area in order to mark someone who matched one or more of the above definitions.
1) Sh*t man, those sketchy cops are making me lunch
2) Yo, Melei just started lunchin' to "Thriller"
3)
Jose: Yo quiero Taco Bell
John: Don't worry Matt, he's just lunchin'.
2) Yo, Melei just started lunchin' to "Thriller"
3)
Jose: Yo quiero Taco Bell
John: Don't worry Matt, he's just lunchin'.
by RAWR Thesaurus August 6, 2007
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