Limping Zebra

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

Luming Li

Used in any scenario where someone is cheap/stingy.

John: “Do you have beef hotdogs?”
Mark: “No, they were too expensive”
John: “What the fuck. Don’t be a Luming Li”

by yanni0161 August 5, 2019

Lumming

To be in a bad mood

My dog died so I was in a pretty Lumming mood

by GarethJ September 17, 2019

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Lamping

To forcefully throw a lamp at unsuspecting hooligans.

She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.

I will lamp you.

The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.

by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 16, 2010

Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011