Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Lum-ped

A guy who has an unstable relationship even though he is single.

OMG! That guy is such a lum-ped.

by Lumped_is_number11 April 19, 2018

to be lamped

to be lamped is when it is your turn to host a party

you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth

"Who's house next?" "Dylan says Keagan is the next to be lamped."

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Lumpenprole

The lowest scumbags in a given society. People with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Typically vote for The Greens.

Toff 1: "Hey, look at that human detritus. Centrelink benefit recipients, no doubt!"

Toff 2: "Yes, I concur. And residents of Mount Druitt to boot!"

Toff 1: "Indeed. Truly lumpenprole."

by Andy the Dandy December 13, 2012

lumpey gravey

A awkward sex position when a man takes a fat girls stomach fat and rolls it together into hole and then fucks the stomach fat like a tit job

dude last night i so did the lumpey gravey with that fat bitch

by AAAtripleA August 9, 2009

lumper

cute in a completely platonic and unconventional way.

PERSON1: Do you think he is cute?
PERSON2: Yeah, in a lumper way.

by valenciaroolz July 23, 2007

lumper

Circa 2003, Frederick, MD. A lumper is when you pass-gas only to have the excretion interupted by an unexpected turd.

Tim was so excited that he went to pass-gas, and to his suprise, felt a "lumper".

by KMA December 9, 2004