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Lumbersome

To feel sluggish or to have the motivation of a log.
I am often feeling lumbersome on Mondays.
by nekeiman August 6, 2008
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Lamberto

Pretty dumb to be honest. the average lamberto has an IQ similar to a block of grapes
person 1: damn is that Lamberto
person 2: hes pretty dumb tbh
by Ella = dumb May 23, 2022
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lumberdonkey

An alternative word that I made up to refer to someone in a less offensive way and referring to someone who has done something stupid or acts stupid. The look on someone’s face after being called a lumberdonkey or referring to someone as a lumberdonkey is priceless as well as fun but not as in your face as calling them a moron. A donkey is an a.... and a lumberdonky would be a really dumb a...

Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot British, cluck, clunk, cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) British dialect, deadhead, dim bulb slang, dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus slang, dope, dork slang, dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit, hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead chiefly dialect, loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome archaic, mug chiefly British, mutt, natural, nimrod slang, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit chiefly British, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat British, ratbag chiefly Australian, saphead, schlub (also shlub) slang, schnook slang, simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo
You lumberdonkey, what a lumberdonkey
by Johnnieboy@ August 6, 2019
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Lumberjock

Not to be confused with a lumbersexual- which is tied to the masculinity, or lack there or of the man, a lumberJOCK can be any gender or sexuality, though, Subaru lesbians are a very common yet under represented type.

Lumberjocks likely don’t actually support the lumber trade- in contrast, they probably believe in using your own tools (normally a hatchet bought at REI), and taking only what you need. The most distinctive characteristic of the Lumberjock is their love of outdoor adventure, and consequently, walking faster than everyone else, espies because they aren’t native to big fast moving cities. They probably keep their water in a rubber bag well hiking, and don’t believe in rain tarps overhead, only on firewood.

They tend to have medium short hair regardless of gender, flannel, and often beards of varying decency. Though their historic range was much wider, they mostly reside in north Oregon, Washington state, and near/in Canada.
“Did you see that guy at Stumptown in the red flannel?”
“That doesn’t narrow it down.”
“The lumberjock?”
Oh, yeah, him.”
by Blue.jay September 25, 2021
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Urban Lumbering

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.
Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.
by johnnydaq January 1, 2012
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Lumbercock

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.
1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.
by axel89 February 19, 2011
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lumbering

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"
by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014
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