lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

by KuhmPainter April 20, 2018

Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

by poo licker October 2, 2003

lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

by Craig March 10, 2004

lotion

another word for semen

"What u doin?"
"makin some lotion ;)"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

lotion

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket? Isn't it precious?"

"Yes, it's lotion."

by B-Phat May 30, 2006