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lose-lose 

Noun. Name for a person. Used as in "You're a lose-lose." A person whom, with them, everything is a "lose-lose situation."

(NOTE: A "lose-lose situation" is the opposite of a "win-win situation.")
... After Joe and Bob are busted for possession of marijuana and cited by the police (but not arrested because the amount was too little), the following conversation occurs:

Joe: "We can go back to my house or we can smoke the rest of my stash of pot." :)

Bob: "Honestly Joe, if we go back to your house, we'll get in trouble because the cops already called your parents, and your 'pot stash' is too small to get high off of. Goddammit, you're such a LOSE-LOSE! Everything with you is a lose-lose situation!" >:(

Joe: "Yeah, you're right; I suck." :(
lose-lose by SexYes September 11, 2007
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lose-lose situation 

"I thought that lying to Mark would keep his feelings from being hurt, but really his feelings got hurt AND he doesn't trust me any more. That's a lose-lose situation."
lose-lose situation by ATL 098 February 12, 2010

lose yourself

term popularized by the artist Eminem:

to allow yourself to flow with your self-expression, especially in times of great anxiety or under scrutiny
You can't think to hard when freestyling on the corner; you have to lose yourself.
lose yourself by phreeque September 3, 2004

Lose one's ass 

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.
We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.
Lose one's ass by kloon882 April 28, 2019

lose my shit 

see lose one's shit
If you kids don't quiet down, I'm going to lose my shit!
lose my shit by Smacfoo November 23, 2004

Lose your muffins 

To be agitated to a point of hysteria.
"Calm down, Werner! You can't do anything about your favorite team losing the championship game. Don't lose your muffins over it."
Lose your muffins by silvermoons October 5, 2009