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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job 

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
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A retarded yet smart person. She is super rare and you never know what she's capable of doing. She is beautiful, funny, mean,and stupid. Lorena loves bossing people around and is really good at it too.Some people fear her while others love her. Lorena is nice but can be a bitch at times. You never would wanna piss her off. Lorena is another word for the devil. Once you are a close friend you will stay in her heart forever.
I will love lorena forever
Dont fuck around with lorena
Lorena is the fucking bomb
Lorena by Wowwwn brah January 20, 2018

Lorena Bobbitt 

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
Lorena Bobbitt by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Drumline 

A group of tallented drummers that began playing in 5th grade that by far, the best drumline in Central Texas. Has been known for its random performances

Middle School-Is just places lower than the high school drumline.

High School-Is the BEST 3A drumline in Central Texas

Also includes a color guard that is awsome!

www.freewebs.com/lldrumline
Lorena has the BEST drumline--ignorant Robinson Drumline person who STINKS!
Lorena Drumline by Lorena Drumline November 27, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt 

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006

Lorenna Bobbit 

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.
IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.