Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

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Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"

That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.

by blackbear6 March 4, 2011

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Lombardi party

An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.

Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?

Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.

by TJ1254 March 27, 2008

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lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. October 2, 2007

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Ben Lombardi

A very lit teacher that has red hair and a red beard too. If you went to Kipling, he teaches fifth grade and was hit by a little girl who was spinning around.

My teacher is so amazing, he must be a Ben Lombardi.

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 12, 2017

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