LOLtasticals

The name of my iPod.

Me: LOLtasticals
Her: Huh?
Me: My iPod's name, dipshit.
Her: You can name your iPod...?
Me: -.-

by Shi-Anne Colley January 14, 2008

loltmp

Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.

Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp

by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009

Lolteracy

The condition or quality of being proficient in the art of chat acronyms.

John: 'hey m8 ow r u 2day roflmao'

Jack: 'Whoa, dude, that is some serious lolteracy!'

by Callum Dougan + The Edge July 16, 2008

Loltendo 64

The expression lol taken to its natural extreme.

Person 1: "Look, that monkey is on fire!"

Person 2: "Loltendo 64!"

by Alex 'Future Boy'd October 12, 2006

lolthefuck

It is what the fuck (wtf) except it's funny.
So we add lol instead of what.
LOLTHEFUCK. it's perfect.

"hey man, read this."
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

"lolthefuck that's not even funny."

by loki1935 August 1, 2009

Loltack

Lol+Attack=Loltack
When you have a laughter attack; usually on the inside.
Lol tack

That was hilarious...loltack

by John Swinehart September 28, 2008

LOLTTM

LOLTTM: An abbreviated term for the phrase, Laugh Out Loud To The Max! usually used to express ones need to roll around on the floor, perhaps whilst eating waffles (see ROFLEW

Dude 1: OMG! That guy totally shot his own foot!
Dude 2: Dude, LOLTTM!!

by Ahsando May 24, 2009