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poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity April 6, 2006
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Loliphobia

The fear of lolis or small anime girls.
Loliphobia: The fear of lolis or small anime girls.

Person watching anime, sees a tiny anime girl, crawled into the corner and cried while blubbering nonsense about lolis "looking young."
by Master_Nemesis April 1, 2019
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Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.
"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."
by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013
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lolophobic

A tremendous fear to laugh, no matter how funny the thing is
-Yesterday i was hanging out with Chris and Peter, Chris told a funny joke and we both laughed so hard.
- heheh.
- yea but Peter started to scream jumped out through the window, its a good thing that i live in a first floor.
- Aw, you shouldnt laugh near Peter, he's lolophobic
by Ormin December 25, 2007
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Lomaphobe

Someone who has gigantic boobs and uses them to tease gay men.
Guy: Oh my gosh your boobs are mahssive dahling! I wish I had a pair like that.
Lomaphobe: You want them? You do? Well, you can't. Hahahaha.
by hattymegan April 6, 2009
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Loophole Girl

A girl that would like to stay a virgin, but still wants to have intercourse so she opts for buttsex.
> Tina is such a religious person. I bet she's a virgin.
< I heard she's a loophole girl.
by kkbro May 16, 2016
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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