When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
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Get the loitus mug.The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.
by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011
Get the Loitering mug.The most badass, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. Bitches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.
AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"
AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"
Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".
by The Mother Fuckin Man March 11, 2008
Get the loetz mug.People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.
As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.
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The voices in my head: you are worthless, you are not good enough, kill yourself
Me: actually nevermind I have litzophrenia so i'll just sit in my room and cry
A play on the words lit and schizophrenia
Me: sure
The voices in my head: you are worthless, you are not good enough, kill yourself
Me: actually nevermind I have litzophrenia so i'll just sit in my room and cry
A play on the words lit and schizophrenia
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