Love Loitering

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.

Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.

by podboy1971 November 14, 2011

loitus

To pwn someone, making them look foolish..

He just got loitus'd

by Ethan Edwards July 28, 2008

Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.

(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)

by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011

loetz

The most badass, pimptastic mother on the face of this planet. Bitches kneel down before his benevolent pimp hand, knowing his kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.

AKA: "The Mother-Fuckin-Man!"

Man, I really wish I could straight Loetz up in that ho's house and be like "sup bitch, daddy's home".

by The Mother Fuckin Man March 11, 2008

loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.

As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.

by AllForLight April 25, 2011

LOLTZM

Laugh Out Loud Turtles Zebras Moo

A more extreme way of saying LOL

"Yo check out this dank meme"
"OMIGOD LOLTZM!"

by Not_a_Penguin October 29, 2015

Litzophrenia

When you wanna have fun but the voices have something else in mind

Dave: wanna come to my party?
Me: sure
The voices in my head: you are worthless, you are not good enough, kill yourself
Me: actually nevermind I have litzophrenia so i'll just sit in my room and cry

A play on the words lit and schizophrenia

by TheRebelGamez June 6, 2019