Loitering

The act of one standing around, with no purpose, what-so-ever. While having intercourse between their butt-hole and their thumb.

(Man standing around with his thumb up his ass)

Cop: HEY YOU STOP LOITERING!!!

Man: Screw you! (RUNS)

by EvanANDJared June 13, 2011

lofty

Intoxicated on marijuana. High, baked, stoned, toked, faded, blunted, lit, grass-lifted, toasted, smashed, blitzed, bombed, blazed.

Mary: Hey, what do you want to do?
Jane: I just got some kush so let's get lofty.

by Lofty Jack May 6, 2010

ally lotty

A girl friend who loves you no matter what and will do anything or go through anything for you .

Man my girl friend is an ally lotty

by Victor95 November 23, 2020

Portable Potty Lotty

The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".

Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.

Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.

by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009

Lowty

Lowty(Love-Ty) Means that you are crazy in love with a girl

I'ma lowty that Shawtee.
Look at that shawtee, I'm a lowty to her.

by Victorious slash July 13, 2007

loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.

As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.

by AllForLight April 25, 2011

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014