Lefterbate

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

Happy Lucky Lottery

A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.

Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.

by The Real Driller April 7, 2019

lottery

Millions of stupid people paying into a fund to make one stupid person look smart.

I'm going to play the powerball tonight even though I have a better chance of being hit by lightning twice than of winning this lottery.

by I.P. Freely Again July 25, 2012

Subway lottery

When you go to Subway and tell the people making your sandwich to "Surprise me". The results can vary from delicious and unique to disgusting and nightmarish.

"I'm sick of the same, boring sandwich. Let's play the Subway lottery!"

"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."

by Constable Honeydew March 31, 2009

Blanket Lifter

A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.

What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

clap lottery

Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.

Example:

- "Bagged Jade last night"
- "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!"

by The Spike February 26, 2007