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Lockhead is a fool. He smokes to much
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Tifa Lockhart

Tifa Lockhart is a female protagonist in Final Fantasy VII. She is Cloud's childhood friend from Nibelheim and a member of AVALANCHE. However, her personality is much more laid back and selfless in comparison, with a motherly streak concerning all her friends and her attitude to others. Tifa is quick to hide her true feelings from people, and her shyness is a key aspect of her character, and she is caring and loving to a fault. Tifa also owns a bar called 7th Heaven, located in Sector 7 of Midgar, which also serves as a hideout for AVALANCHE.

(Stolen from the Final Fantasy Wiki Site :P)
"Tifa Lockheart is a Final Fantasy Character,"

"Whoa what a Tifa Lockhart,"
by Tiffytan February 16, 2010
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Lockhart

The Knife of kings, Lockhart is an anodised serrated steel blade, firmly bolted to a long haft of finest teak.

Lockhart is used to cut manly things like beef or lamb.
It's shining teeth make short work of even the feistiest pieces of meat.
Max and Jonny tore through their roast dinners with the aid of Lockhart.

Camp Eddie has to use Chickenknife.

"Hey Jon, isn't Lockhart great?"
"Yes Max, it sure is. Way better than Chickenknife"

Eddie: SIGH
by Max Vicious May 2, 2008
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locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)
Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
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Lina Lockhart

A sweet and cute girl who's in to anime and rpg's.

A victim of a persons constant obsession, pick-up lines and sexual innuendo.
by Darkling January 21, 2004
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Lockhart

Someone that play Destiny while masturbating to Eris
"Man that kid over there is such a lockhart"
by Leaf L. October 5, 2016
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Tifa Lockhart

A stupid character made for fanservice. They only ship her with Cloud just because of her boobs. She's only liked for her boobs and that's a fact. Her fanboys ignore the better girls like Aerith, Yuffie, and even Scarlet. I'm glad she got her ass kicked by Loz and Sephiroth.
Tifa Lockhart is so annoying towards Cloud
by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
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