pinch a hot loaf

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

by lulem400 January 12, 2010

drop a loaf

to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.

Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.

by Bachass June 12, 2006

Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

leafy's chin

A microscopic phenomenon found on the lower facial area of LeafyIsHere, a YouTuber who's fans - human-reptiles - requested that something was invented to let them see their master's chin. That lead to the invention of the microscope.

Reptile1: Pass the microscope, I needa see Leafy's chin!
Reptile2: K. *Passes scope*

by Killer MeemStar January 15, 2017

fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.

Man, that pie was fly loaf.

by Amalja July 6, 2011

Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.

"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.

by mitbong January 5, 2013

Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010