LMS 

Little man syndrome. Short guys that act cocky to compensate for their height. Simple.

Bruh we get that you’re 5’8” but chill with the LMS.

LMS by cmandemon February 7, 2022

LMS 

Lost My Shit

"I let out a ripper fart, only to realise I wasn't alone in the bathroom..."
"LMS!"

Can be used in place of 'LOL', 'LMAO', 'LMFAO' etc

LMS by RockaDee January 8, 2012

lms 

Abbreviation for "let me see"

what about this one? #link to some page#
- lms

lms by tarmo888 December 22, 2008

LMS 

Lick my sack

Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.

LMS by Imafag1 April 22, 2011

LMS 

Lick my scrotum

John: hey Ashley LMS
Ashley: ew no

LMS by JCent876 July 17, 2016

lms 

last man standing

we use it in modern warfare 2 multiplayer in search and destroy when someone of one team is still alive

player 1: you are the lms try to defiuse the bomb

player 2: i'm near to do it

lms by TheWaterOfTheMind January 13, 2011

lms 

shortened for "Lutsch meinen Schwanz" (Suck My Dick)
popularized by german rapper Kool Savas

dude1: ich mag dich!
dude2: lms!

lms by germandude December 28, 2005