Definitions by Imafag1

LMS 

Lick my sack

Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.

LMS by Imafag1 April 22, 2011