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Letterboxing

Tribadism or the lesbian act of rubbing two vulvae together (commonly known as scissoring) when practiced in secret by two Muslim lesbians.

The term is inspired from the comment, considered derogatory by some, by British politician Boris Johnson, who described Muslim women wearing burkas as looking like letterboxes. Given the parallels between a woman in a burka being hidden away from society and lesbianism not being able to be practiced openly in Islamic communities, as well as the colloquial description of a woman’s vagina as a box, this term to describe this sexual act seems particularly poignant.
It is not just their faces that need to be hidden from society. When Fatima and Aisha indulge in some hot letterboxing it’s inevitably conducted behind closed doors. Sadly, there’s no scope for perverts like me to get a sneaky peak.
by Boring Lawyer August 10, 2018
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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
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dead letterbox

A prearranged place for a swap or drop of information or goods. Particularly common usage with Spies or drug dealers.
"The Microfilm was left at the dead letterbox as arranged. We can now release the prisoner."
by Andy 696969 October 17, 2006
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To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009
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letterbox

a place to put mail in :D
by booka_430 April 1, 2003
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litterboxing

Forcing one's cat to make prolonged eye contact while it performs its toilet, and then pleasuring oneself to the feline's expression of withering shame and humiliation.
His numerous rarefied sexual proclivities included a nightly ritual of litterboxing with Felix the cat.
by Litterboxer September 8, 2010
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hairy letterbox

damn did she have a hairy letterbox !!
by mac... January 14, 2006
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