Liquor King

The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.

I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!

or:

I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!

or:

Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!

by eldanko August 10, 2010

liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014

liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor

A malt liquor drink advertiser by the great, late Bill McNeil. Rocket Fuel is said to have the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long and has the propensity to make people want to say, "Damn!".

Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn!

by Chucksizzle October 5, 2015

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

by mossSAP December 13, 2008

liquid tits

Very large, natural breasts that have a definite fluid motion when bouncing, especially during intercourse.

Once those liquid tits started undulating, I knew foreplay was over and the bomb-run was imminent.

by udm123 July 5, 2010

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003