Air Lingus

The fake oral sex that female porn stars give to each other. So called because the tongue never gets within three inches of the clitoris.

There ain't nuthin' but Air Lingus in Horny Housewives 7.

by That Fat Bloke February 17, 2005

Air Lingus

The act of going down on a girl while slam dunking a basketball

Dude, I gave that chick some wicked air lingus during the game last night!

by MildlyGrump October 30, 2017

connie lingus

Fake name students give to substitute teachers.

Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

Cunning-linguist

(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech

Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.

by MinistryOfDEW July 4, 2021

linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Linguistic dissonance

Language, as with many forms of complex communication, is linear. Its use and context establish tone (the attitude in which the author conveys), with the logical expectation of consistent perpetuation. When one exhibits an unanticipated deviation from the aforementioned parameters, such that its register, dialect, and/or vocabulary is at a significant distance from that previously employed, its effect can best be described as being "totally fucking weird"

This is also known as being "sophisticated as hell"; however, linguistics prefer to call it "linguistic dissonance".

"In the immortal words of Ayn Rand, STFU n00b." ~ A common variation of the sort of linguistic dissonance that one becomes acquainted with when "debating" on 4chan.

by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016

Linguistic Upcycling

Using an AI chat bot like ChatGPT to rewrite what you want to say so you sound smarter.

Thanks to Linguistic Upcycling, every time I ask a question in a meeting, I sound really smart.

by OutsideTrading March 6, 2023