King-a-ling

A larger than average ding-a-ling.

"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."

by Dennis Dragon September 12, 2006

Ling Ling

1. Preforming Music (orchestra) with no flaw, no tempo changes, or mistakes.
2. Playing literately better, and faster without messing up.
3. Being good at Music (again, orchestra), and I mean good.

Oh my stars, are you Ling Ling, your intonation is perfect!

by StringsGuy January 21, 2020

Ding-a-ling

It a toy that has silver bells on it you perv!

We like to play with our ding-a-lings!! Do you?

by Snailison and Magabelle January 25, 2004

Ling Ling

Ling Ling: The god of all music, practices for 40 hours a day and can play any music on any instrument instantly without any suspicious of sacrilege.

I thought you were practice? The Ling Ling in you class practice the 40 hour a day but you no even do 25? DISHONOURABRU!

by I_Practice_Long_Time May 16, 2020

dirty ling ling

When you’re banging a chick from behind while she eats a bat and simultaneously reaches back and paints your toenails while you quiz her on math problems. After you cum, she must say “you like color?” while gagging on bat guts.

I took that bitch Asia home from the sushi place last night and gave her a dirty ling ling.

by MattyDD August 14, 2022

ding a ling

a dick

"MY DING A LING

by APotatoismybae May 26, 2018

Ding-a-ling Shaker

Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.

While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.

by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021