Lily Aldrin Syndrome

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

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Lily Allen-Smith

the coolest person you will ever meet, has a great personality and is so hot! You'll regret it if your not friends with her and she'll make your day if your ever down, lily also tends to be good at playing instruments and has a great music taste.

you know Lily Allen-Smith?
yup, only the coolest person to exist!

by lousia_x April 19, 2018

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lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush

“Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018

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lily jane smith

my best friend since 9/11. she’s the funniest silliest gish to ever exist. i love her so much and she’s the coolest. kinda fruity but i can see past that cause she’s so swag.

eliana and sydney- i don’t like lily jane smith
me *their families already in my basement *

by obsessedwithtrees October 15, 2023

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lily de seze

no cause they’re perfect, they have the most beautiful dress style that exists and in fact any aesthetics would suit her, they’re sooo tiny but not in a bad way! it always makes me want to pat their head, and their hair is really pretty, it's short and brown but their two front locks are bleached, it suits them too well!

and also I don't know how they do it but their hair is literally NEVER greasy they’re always perfect, lily also have like the prettiest smile, really, their smile would always make me in a super mega good mood ANDDD they also have a cat and a dog :D
they locks their cat in their closet tho……….
they're good at baking aswell and have like such a pretty voice lol they have the cutest cheeks AND they’re so good at doing their makeup, mostly their eyeliner, its always perfect idk how.
AND THE BEST PART, THEY’RE ENGLISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!, but tbh lily has no flaws, for me they’re is just perfect even tho they call me a sheep every time ugh /jjjjj I really don't mind when they do that lol :)

me: yo lily have you ever thought of stop locking ur cat in ur closet?
lily de seze: go away
me: pffffffff

by urfavsheep November 22, 2021