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Buzzin' like a moose.

The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.
Man, I'm buzzin' like a moose.
by scottishchap January 21, 2011
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Hung Like a Moose

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches
man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?
by Higgins mutha fucka January 19, 2007
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Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"
by sjp092 February 16, 2010
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Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.
I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!
by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011
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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
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smelling-like-a-moron

When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.
Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!
by vegee October 5, 2003
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Chillin like a motherfucker

Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy."
My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.
by Diamond_Dave January 8, 2009
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