The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.
by scottishchap January 21, 2011
Get the Buzzin' like a moose. mug.A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches
man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?
by Higgins mutha fucka January 19, 2007
Get the Hung Like a Moose mug.To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
by sjp092 February 16, 2010
Get the Beat off Like a Monkey mug.by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011
Get the Hurts like a mother bear! mug.1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
Get the Fuck me like a monkey mug.When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.
Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!
by vegee October 5, 2003
Get the smelling-like-a-moron mug.Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy."
My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.
by Diamond_Dave January 8, 2009
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