by @Gmail God March 23, 2022
To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.
The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....
by CunningLinguist September 12, 2005
by TGP18 January 03, 2014
Way to interpret reality. Can be used to get free time from your social obligation
It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!
Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown
It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!
Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown
- Boss, I cannot work today, my car doesnt start! ( Taking normally bus )
- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )
- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)
- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)
- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )
- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)
- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)
by Mathilda February 01, 2005
Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.
Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.
(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")
Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.
Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.
(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)
(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")
Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.
Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.
(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)
by kissandtell August 15, 2009
liar-freddee dean is a liar, when he states that President Bush "lied," about WMD in Iraq. That, is a "lie."
by Stock_N_Law September 08, 2003
by A man bun July 28, 2017