lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

lickety-split

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.

I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.

by Boris June 9, 2004

By-the-lickety-lightning

An old time exclamation indicating surprise, astonishment or frustration often follow by a threat of violence.

By-the-lickety-lightning, don't be so stupid, I oughta tan your hide! or By-the-lickety-lightning Eddy, get out of that tree or I'll come up there and throw you out! By-the-lickety-lightning, let me do it!

by SantaPow July 19, 2019

lickety slit

This word's definition should be pretty obvious. Seriously, do the math.

Jennifer is going through a horny lesbian phase, which is why she went lickety slit on Sally last night.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

Likity Split

to say you will do something or get somewhere fast or straight away.

"ill be there likity split"

by Razza Jazz July 5, 2006

Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

licketyship

to have things delivered quickly, usually on the same day

She had forgoten her mom's birthday, and because she had no time that day to go shopping, she had a present licketyshipped.

by Sarah Coffman September 2, 2005